One of the best sounds is listening to children giggle, so here is a list of puns that are giggle-worthy!!!
What is a porcupine’s favorite dance? – The Hokey Pokey
Why can’t you give Elsa from Frozen a balloon? – She’s sure to let it go
What kind of car does a Jedi drive? – A Toy Yoda
What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? – It gets toad away
What do you call a chatty hiker? – A walkie-talkie
Where do zombies go swimming? – The Dead Sea
What do you get when you cross fish and elephants? – Swimming trunks
What’s a baseball player’s least favorite Star Wars movie? -The Umpire Strikes Back
What’s the cleanest type of show? – A soap opera
What do you call prehistoric policemen? – Triceracops
Where do automobiles go swimming ? – Car pools
Where do daisies sleep? – In a flowerbed
I was going to make a pun about sodium and hydrogen. Are you still going to? – NaH
Why was it so hot at the football game? – All the fan’s left
What do you get from a pampered cow? – Spoiled milk
(Puns from the Childrens Highlights Magazine)
